var Quote=new Array()

Quote[0] = "Not unlike a tangle of string and twigs.";
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Quote[8] = "ERROR: A unparamatized function call @ register 0x000ff";
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Quote[23] = "I think it's trying to communicate...";
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Quote[31] = "[detecting popup opportunities]";
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function givethyquote(numtoquote) {
	if (numtoquote >= 0) {
		document.write(Quote[numtoquote]);
	} else {
		document.write(Quote[Math.round(Math.random()*(Quote.length-1))]);
	}
}

givethyquote(-1);